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<description><![CDATA[<a class="highslide" href="https://picture.graycity.net/img/paul-kleinman/a_ton_of_crap.jpg"><img src="https://picture.graycity.net/img/paul-kleinman/a_ton_of_crap_preview.jpg" class="fr-fic fr-dib" title ="A Ton of Crap" alt ="A Ton of Crap"/></a><br//>It's time to start taking toilet time a little more seriously. (Well, as seriously as you can with your pants around your ankles.) What's inside is a digestible re-education in everything you probably learned, but most likely forgot because you have too much crap to remember. Don't worry though; the way the information's presented, the learning won't be too rough.During every visit, you'll be schooled on five academic subjects: History, Language Arts, Math, Science, and Foreign Language. Each subject is broken down into topics, with each topic split into six mini-lessons, and finished off with a quick quiz. Think of each restroom trip as a day of middle school crammed into one bathroom break.Now rather than idle away as you do your business, you'll be treated to a first-class education that finishes when you flush&#8212;and picks back up again when you sit back down.]]></description>
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